Fuck Hulu

A toy available from amazon . Read the user reviews. They are awesome.

I agree that grapefruit sucks, but why so negative on oranges. I love oranges.

A couple of weeks ago I started getting a few emails from Fanbox.com, which is supposed to be a virtual desktop that you access through a browser. Here’s the email text:

Karen asked you a question. View the question(LINK REMOVED) and answer it.

FanBox.com is the web-based desktop that instantly turns every computer into your computer. It includes over 10,000 web applications and games to choose from, including the Question It application.

This email was sent by Karen while using the Question It application on FanBox. Go here(LINK REMOVED) to learn more or stop receiving emails from friends using Question It. FanBox: 255 G Street #723, San Diego, CA 92101, USA

I’m not an anti-spam nut. I don’t go nuts every time something that’s trying to get me to sign up or sell me something comes into my inbox. What I do expect though is a way for me to say don’t send this stuff to me anymore. And this fails miserably at that. Notice the link for unsubscribing isn’t an unsubscribe link. It says go here to find out how to stop receiving emails. I assumed there’d be an attempt to get me to stay with them, but that wasn’t it at all. Instead the page simply wont load. It keeps saying we are preparing your Fanbox experience. I don’t want a fucking fanbox experience. That’s why I clicked the link to remove myself from it.

Astonishingly the page where you can go and answer the question loads pretty much immediately.

I keep seeing sms.ac links, and remember that the company had the same kind of issues. To have the same kind of issues twice means they no longer get the benefit of the doubt like plaxo, who had problems with email notifications, but cleaned their act up(By the way I love Plaxo now).

It is disappointing, cause it seemed like a while back they hit on a good idea, where they were going to create an international payment system for mobile application developers. I guess that out the window now as sms(dot)ac redirects to fanbox(dot)com.

I’ve found only 2 people talking about this on the net Here and Here. Steve Riley suggest blocking the domains on your email black lists.

There are 2 movie theatres, in South Mumbai, that offer online ticketing, INOX and Metro. A friend of mine wanted to go see Jodha Akbar, the new Hritik Roshan and Aishwarya Rai film, so he asked if I could arrange 2 tickets for him, cause he was on the other side of town. I rarely watch Hindi Movies myself, so whenever I want to go to see a movie, the tickets are generally pretty easily available.

Today I found out what happens when the tickets are not easily available. And how much the web experience sucks when that’s the case.

Inox has a pretty good system, but a few limitations. One thing I don’t like is that they don’t release most of their seat inventory for online booking. But I can live with that. What drove me nuts today was how it kept telling me there was an error in processing, but gave me no clue as to what that error was. And funnier still the number of tickets available kept changing from 3 to 1 to 5 to 3. It was crazy.

Metro Adlabs has much more severe issues, with their interface. I’ve bought tickets online for Metro several times, but as I mentioned above, since I rarely go for movies, that tickets are difficult to come by, I never realised how annoying their process could be. 1. On the heavy duty flash page, you need to select how many people, what movie, which theatre etc.to check availability. So far so good. Now here’s where the utter moronicness of the system comes in. Before they will tell you whether or not a particular shows tickets are available, you need to sign in or login. Its pretty stupid to ask someone to register on your site before you will tell them if tickets are available, but we are still not at the limit of the stupidity involved.

Now if tickets arent available they pop an error which looks like this:

If you dont want to click through the image this is the error message:

Error in Booking seats!!! : Exception = Error in Adding Seats

Nice. Very sensible. Perfectly explains what happened. Also there’s no way to go back to a search page from here. so you need to type in the main url again, or go back a couple of times or whatever

Thought I was done? Hah!

Now I search again for the same movie time, cause the error tells me that there was a problem in adding seats, and hey its the internet, shit happens you know. Now heres where we see the utter lack of anything resembling thought going into this system. Before they will show me the result of the search, I have to log in again. Even though I JUST DID THAT LESS THAN 2 MINUTES AGO!!!!

Its ridiculous that they make you log in to see whether or not tickets are available for a particular show, and they make you log in EVERY TIME you check, even in the SAME session. This is not making you login to pull your credit card details or some other security issue. You have to enter that stuff whenever you order. You have to enter your email id when you login, so the only thing they pull out is conceivably your cell number to send an sms notification.

To be fair though Adlabs has a fantastic Mobile Booking Application, though Ive never tried to buy a ticket of that and had a problem with availibilty, so dont know if the flow is different there. I’ll run through it this weekend and see what comes up.

BigShoeBazaar is a zappos ripoff concept arbitrage, and i liked the site when i saw it the first time. I wanted a new pair of sneakers so thought why not? This is what I found today. Astounding. If you ran a retail store would you let your cashier or accountant piss on the door? This is the same thing, and a big part of what drives me nuts about how badly many Indian sites are done. How difficult would it be to just put up a simple under maintenance page?

I like using the net to do things. It makes my life easy for the most part and I appreciate that. The sad fact however is that as of today the internet is a second or third or fourth or non existent part of a companies strategy. That this is the case with established brands is understandable(if short sighted). But new companies, even so called internet companies, have some terrible service standards. I dont want to pick on one particular company, but its a company that serves a need close to my heart, and I really hoped for more when I joined.

Seventymm is an online video rental company. Modeled after Netflix, for a monthly charge, you can get either 4 DVD’s a month or an unlimited number of DVDs a month. There are no late fees, when your done, ask them to collect what you have at home, and they’ll send you the next movies in your queue. The queue can be setup on their website.

Though I love the concept( I remember one year when I ran through a 500 movie rental subscription, I rented maybe a 100 movies, but lost 400 in late charges)

This weekend I got the movie Heyy Babyy but the DVD was defective. That happens sometimes, not much anyone can do about it and I dont blame seventymm at all for that. The problem is what happened afterwards. One gets 2 movies at a time, and i hadnt seen the other movie(The Fifth Element if your interested) that was sent. But seventymm policy is that they wont send just one movie, even to replace a defective disc. This strikes me as foolish.

Another problem I had, was I tried to watch Lost. They sent me the first 2 dvd’s no problem I asked for a pickup. They sent me Lost DVD5 and some other random dvd. I called, but once again nothing can be done. Seems like it should be a simple enough fix.

Its annoying when a service that really has potential craps out on issues like these. They should have better processes in place to handle it.

I wish there were some more features on their website, though with the recent changes its become tolerable, a couple of months ago it was unusable.

All in all a pretty good service with some service issues they need to get under control. Especially this one movie at a time thing.